Why is it that I have sooo many plastic lids in my cabinet but not an equal amount of containers?
Why do the lids that I have not fit any of the containers?
Is there a force field around the clean laundry basket that only I can penetrate?
Why are there empty cracker boxes in the pantry? There must be a force field around the trash can too.
Do any other parents think the Disney Channel is a waste of their children’s brain cells?
Why are there self cleaning ovens but not self cleaning toilets?
and last but not least
Am I destined to never step into a bathroom unaccompanied again?