You know you’re a mother when…..
you sit down to put on your shoes,get one on, and then turn to find a half eaten granola bar on the arm of the couch. So mid shoe application you get up to go throw it away. As you are doing that you see that the couch cushion is crooked so you straighten it up. Then you go throw away the granola bar all while wearing one shoe.
That’s it, there isn’t any more!